Day 1

I woke up this morning knowing that the change wouldn't make itself, and that I was going to have to LITERALLY work my ass off to get to my goal. A few minutes into breakfast and I already tried to cheat. However, as the day progresssed I realized that I need to figure out a better eating schedule because as of right now I'm 1505 calories shy of my target.

Exercise: None

Breakfast: 4 Egg Whites (60 calories), Half slice of chesse (114 calories), TBSP butter (102 calories) - Here's where I tried to cheat - Bratwurst (349 calories) and a bun (130 Calories).
Breakfast Total: 755 calories

Dinner: Ordered Unos for Dinner and got the simple grilled chicken breast, and I was glad that Unos publishes dietary values online. Grilled Simple Chicken Breast (240 calories), Uno Breadstick (220 calories) - That little son of a bitch has almost as much calories as my chicken breast and I'd rather have a second chicken breast than a tiny piece of bread -, Steamed Seasonal Vegetables (60 calories), Steamed Broccoli (40 calories).
Even I have trouble believing I ate all those vegetables, but I did... We'll see if I die later from it.
Dinner Total: 540 calories

Even with the 2 pints of Guinness I plan to have later (170 calories each pint, 340 total) I'm still 1165 calories short of what I should have eaten today. I might go get some ice cream or something to get those extra calories. I'll be sure to ask my parents about it tomorrow.